wtf, im such a loser, i dunt even know tht my ahma went to taiwan and i went to her hse to find her..
heres somethings i found quite true.
1. Guys hate sluts.
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems by his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it
51. Not all guys are *******s. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of you.
1.You have to tell a girl exactly how you feel about her. We don't make assumptions.
2.It never hurts to sit downand work things out.
3.Girls like *** just as much, if not more than guys.
4.Not all girls masturbate, if we say we don't, we really just don't, and no we are not lying.
5.We hate porn. Just the bare thought of watching strangers do each other makes our skin have goosebumps. We would much rather take action w/ you.
6.Guys that drive the car that suits them..take our advice...yummm...
7.Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8.If we going out with you..we think about you ALL the time
9.Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. (But havin a nice body aint a bad thing!)
10.We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11.Hold our hand in public and you willl see us smile even more.
12.No backseat drivers. NONE!
13.Girls generally don't like giving head, we expect you to do the same if and when you get it. 14.We are not your all-night restaurant.
15.Anything we say or do during those four days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16.If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed, especially if it's a stick.
17.Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18.You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19.If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
20.Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
21.Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance. 22.Never comment on how much a girl eats.
23.Keep in mind that we withhold *** when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing. (We know Holding out's not easy!)
24.You just can't force us to like sports, its black and white, either we don? like it or we really do.
25.We're typically smarter than you, so get over it, and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
26.If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one, RIGHT NOW! 27.The ability to sweet talk will help you get laid.
28.When you inform us that you will call back within the next 5 min, we expect it to be exactly 5 min..each minute we wait is completely agonizing.
29.Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere. 30.Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so **** scared!!!
31.If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games you better put them to good use sometimes.
32.Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
33.If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
34.The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable. We'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
35.On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys, and lots of them.
36.Think before you speak, it'll make a world of difference.
37.We aree not always horny, when we tell you to stop. Stop. If you dont, we willl be turned off.
38.Make fun of our clothes,
39.We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in awhile.
40.Tell us we're beautiful. The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
41.Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for. It's a requirement.
42.Know that if we have an older brother or other male companions. They will drop anything in a second to teach you a harsh lesson in life. Dont piss us off.
43.If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it. (And definately don't talk about how hot they are!)
44.Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
45.No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
46.We're sensitive too. Be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
47.One word when it comes to smoking...QUIT!
48.We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
49.If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh, we will be, that is unless we hurt ourselves. (Then kiss it better!)
50. We love getting kisses from you all the time!!
the most important thing is that,
ozy is always with you.
